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A condition that occurs when the testicles feel (to the owner) as though they weigh several times there normal weight due to producing too much sperm and not getting to use it.
He had been gagging for sex for days but tonight she just wanted to cuddle. Tomorrow he was going to suffer with Lovers Nuts.
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when one likes to make a fart in a bath and sniff the fart filled air bubbles
"blop blop...sniff sniff" the sound of a fart lover
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THE "emo" song. When most people think "emo" they think of this song. This is because this is probably the "emo" song that's gotten more mainstream attention than any other. I'm not stereotyping. I know "emos" listen to many different genres, but this is something that has been labelled by today's mainstream world. This song is probably called "emo" because of its lyrics.
"cut my wrists and black my eyes..."
Person 1: I saw Ohio Is For Lovers on MTV the other day!
Person 2: It's the new "EMO" song of the century!
Person 1: But I've gotta say that heavy metal is much better
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a person, usually 18 or older, that's interested in the opposite sex, around the age of a highschool freshman.
theirs only a 7 year age gap between u and that freshman, freshman lover
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Someone who is so hot and has the most perfect body that you enjoy fucking all the time for very long periods of time.
Amanda is my hottass lover; she has the body of a goddess and I enjoy hot sex with her.
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People like me whom love te smell and feel of dipers.Hmmmm.
"I stole youby brother's diaper!"
"Your such a diper lover."
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when two people live in paralell lives, fall inlove with each other but can not be together as destiny has not played out in their favor, as their time has not yet come to pass. to break the laws and create their own destiny could open pandora's box and unleash a paradox of tragedy. so the lovers wait, side by side, silent but forever connected.
usually paralell lovers have been lovers in a past life - it takes them almost decades to reconnect but when they do, the bond is unbreakable.
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