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Myself

Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?

Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"

Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"

Woman "Myself."

Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."

by Hym Iam September 30, 2023


myself

its when you have a big confince and reallly need to start caring about yourself

i love myself

by alexis is that bitch September 29, 2020


Myself

I just used my own name and personality on my last post lol. Also my pp is small

I like the word ‘myself’.

by AnusTheThird November 15, 2021


myself

i wish i was skinny, i hate my belly, i hate my thighs, god why the fuck wont u fix me. i hate my hair, i hate my face, i wish i was like the girls he likes. i hate when my mom tells me that i look like my father more and more as time goes on, i hate my dad for not being present, and i hate my mom for blaming it on me. i hate my mother for being so dependent of man, when they only fuck up and make u feel bad. i hate my mother even more of the thought of her being with a man. though i am really grateful she was dependent i learned from her to be dependent, she killed my hopes, my believes, and everything i read on fairy-tales just disappeared like that. man i hate myself even more when blaming my mom for all this things.

me: *accidentally breaks cup while doing dishes*
mom: fuck why cant u do anything right , ur just a waste of space ... every time i look at u i see ur father on u , get out of my sight
me:*cries and hates myself even more*

by trauma_girl November 26, 2021


Myself

something i hate very very VERY much

"i hate Myself"
"sad"

by Demonslayer_Simp June 9, 2022


Myself

Wants to be in urban dictionary to wow friends.

P1: Stop being a Myself.

P2: Wha-

by bamboo73748861 February 3, 2022


deselect myself

verb: to quit a job
A term used in retail where teammates, associates, or employees are often selected to do extra jobs by their bosses. Here the employee refuses to said new job and walks out.

Mary was selected to be a cashier today. Mary said, " I rather deselect myself." And she walked out the store.

by Julian Day April 16, 2006