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person 1: name bought me a hyper allergenic necklace
person 2: don’t you mean hypo allergenic?
person 1: they’re the same
(hyper & hypo allergenic)
When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity
For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.
A condition brought about by the excess of hyphen usage between descriptors elevating the intensity of the object or event. Main cause of which being the need to increase the perceived value of an object towards a customer without delineated explanation to the targeted base.
Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .
Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.
While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
An increase of Hyper-phentilation is being observed due to commercial buzzword language including terms such as "Military-Grade High-Performance Ultra-Light All-Terrain Hand-Wear . Multi-Size All-Weather Comfort-Fit. 90-Day Money-Back-Guarantee." to describe objects such a pair of automotive work gloves or magnetic nylon therapeutic bracelets.
Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty
Man my bae took me to that hyper bed of you know what I'm saying
Hyper individualism A Enforced
ideology of making choices all on your own, doing chores, finding work, a school system, etc In Truth, Hyper individualism is a Volatile ideology created during the 20th century and adapted inside the minds of insensitive people in a generation who've obsessed over The "Self" by doing things related to financial gain, social gain, educational gain, or any other stabilitu that will help their own individual interests.
Hyper individualism : example. "The Child who is not embraced by the Village will burn it down, just to feel it's wamrth" - African proverb
the errant result of a hypermiler accelerating in neutral on a turn and putting the car back in drive causing loss of control or an accident.
I pulled a hyper-mybad when I was rounding the corner and smoked some old lady.
the act of uncontrollable boob jittering.
oh hi brad i have hyper boob D: