March 3rd

March 3rd highlights the day Lexa Kom Trikru got killed by a stupid person after having sex with her soulmate.

Clexa/Lexa fan 1: The March 3rd belongs to Lexa, sorry I don't make the rules.

The 3rd law

The 3rd law encompasses all man laws. The 3rd law states there are no other laws. Man laws encompass: The divinity of food, the respect of the shotgun seat laws, the respect of another man/bro/broksi's girl, the code of silence (i.e. when a man's has relations with a girl and severely regrets it, it never happened), etc. Punishment for breaking the 3rd law can vary among bro circles, but is always HARSH. The 3rd law is the most sacred concept known to humans.

He broke the 3rd law... That's grounds for castration.

September 3rd

National Midget Appreciation Day
no bullying people under 5’3 show your fellow midgets some love

Look its the midget lemme go bully him.
wair u cant its national midget appreciation day
because today is September 3rd

September 3rd

September 3rd is international Shut Up Steven day! Tell all your mates named Steven to shut up.

Toby: Shut up Steven!
Steven: Why Bruh!
Toby: It’s September 3rd

Dec 3rd

This day you can ask anyone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend and they have to say yes.

Boy: Will you be my girlfriend
Girl: no
Boy: it's Dec 3rd
Girl: *blocked

January 3rd

Don't kiss your Gf/Bf day

Oh no we can't kiss today, it's January 3rd

3rd of December

Get it someone’s sweater day

I still removed the 3rd of December me in your sweater said it looks better on me than it did you

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