The 5th Horseman

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

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May 5th

May 5th is national make out with your bf/gf during school

Gf:hey you know its may 5th right
Bf:yea why?
Gf:its the national day to make out during school

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5th Street

5th street is a term used in various games of poker (commonly in Texas Hold'em and Omaha).

After the flop, and the turn, comes 5th Street, which is the 5th community card to be dealt face-up. A more common name for 5th Street is the river.

Johnny had the nuts, but I caught him by surprise, and by luck, on 5th street.

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5th harmory

ugly bitches that cant dance for shit

wtf r 5th harmory doing up there

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April 5th

National ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) Day. Fuck cops.

Bro 1: "Dude! It's April 5th!"
Bro 2: "Yeah, what about it?"
Bro 1: " It's National ACAB Day!"
Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah! Let's go steal a Thin Blue Line flag to celebrate!"

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5th Grade

a gay classroom with half of them so fucking annoying they burned the school down

me and my friends killed someone in 5th grade then raped them

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July 5th

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.

Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven

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