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This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.
Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.
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A man you think you are in deep love with but you are only really with him because covid has you bored, lonely and stir crazy.
Carrie: I can't talk to you on the phone, I have a new man in my life that I am committed to.
Man: Oh when did you guys meet?
Carrie: We haven't met yet.
Man: Ahh, so you got yourself a Covid Daddy.
Submitted by: @nasescobar316
The state of receiving, gaining, or having a steady source of wealthy financial funds, or having items or products to make you financially wealthy because of the cause of the Coronavirus or Covid-19. This state can come about being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and or Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. This includes essential workers who have employment and are getting paid extra funds known as "hazard pay"
"I will buy your drink, I am covid rich."
"Did you hear Jennifer has been living the high life because she knows how to sew and sell masks? She got covid rich"
"John has a works at a Target and they are paying him $2 extra an hour. He is working extra hours and he can't go spend his money at the bars, so he's become covid rich."
New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.
My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2
I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
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Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.
Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.
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The opposite of a Typhoid Mary. Someone that knows all about a disease they have, but refuses to take any precautions against spreading it to other people either of out of maliciousness or narcissism.
Did you see that guy coughing all over everyone? He's a real covid donny.
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