designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night

Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.

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Jersey Driver

Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.
Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags.

You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.

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liesl driver

helluva looker, nice long legs, a little bit of a stoner but that aight

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Kamote driver

Term used by Filipinos to drivers that overtake other vehicles

The "kamote" in English is "sweet potato" so you can technically call it sweet potato driver .

Some dude: *overtakes a slow Volvo*

Drivers to the dude: kamote driver yan eh

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Indian Driver

A totally respectable person, otherwise a lunatic driver who is not outside the cultural norm. Driving on either side of the road is optional. Tooting the horn is compulsory, and death shall have no dominion! Be driven in India and die of fright!

You may find an Indian Driver in Delhi, New Delhi, Varanasi, Lumbini. Sarnath, Nalanda. At Kushinagar, Kathmandu, Pokhara you might find a saner variety, known as a Napali! Buddha bless Nepal!

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driver's profiling

Turning your head while passing a car to check out the other car's driver who was doing something stupid on the road just a minute ago. It could also be used to confirm car/owner stereotypes.

I could hear the big pink Cadillac with shiny rims from miles away. No need for driver's profiling. It was a black dude.

The minivan in front of me almost stopped in the left lane of the highway this morning. I did some driver's profiling and sure enough it was a soccer mom on her phone.

The silver Toyota in front of me was behaving weird. Some driver's profiling revealed it was an old asian lady who drove it.

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hoo-driver

an insult or a cross between a hoover and screwdriver. it picks up nails

no 1:hey nice hoo-driver
no 2:shut it ure fat
no 1: shut up u hoo-driver

example no 2

no 1:wicked that hoover picks up nails
no 2:its not a hoover its a hoo-driver

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