Lamb Talk

Lamb Talk: the type of speech in which you speak of your lambo. You must be part of the exclusive club.

Evan and Spencer were lamb talking yesterday.

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Laser-Lamb

A person who is by nature quite meek, passive, and tends to conform, who, somehow, has acquired great, frightening power without actually deserving it, usually through the use of numbers (as with acquiring a large population or following)

"Man, I remember those f*ckin' preps back in High School; always used to tease me 'n shit. F*ckin' Laser-Lambs"

or:

Person 1 (conformist): "I'm very independent, thank you! Now let me recite a passage from my Bible, although I've never read a book other than the Bible!"

Person 2 (non-conformist): "Go read a different book, gain a bit of knowledge, you f*ckin' Laser-Lamb."

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Arab Lamb

when you take your dick and wrap it in a towel, rip off your pubes and give it a unibrow and start singing this and think of a dirka while beating off.


Watanun Mede Alalufqui

Janaha Warteda Majdalkadarati

Wishaha Burikat Ardulfurataini

Watan Abqariyyalmajd Azmen

Wa Samaha Wataha


Hathihilardu Lehibun Wa Sana

Wa Shumukhum La Tudanini Sama

Jabalun Yesmu Ala Hamilduna

Wa Suhulun Jassadat Finaliba

Babilun Fina Wa Ashourun Lena

Wa Binaltarikhu Yakhdallu Dia

Nahnu Finnasi Jamana Wahduna

Ghadbat Assayfi Wa Hilm Alanbiya.


Ya Saraya Albathi Ya Usdelarin

Ya Shumukh Alizzi Walmajd Ittalid

Izahafi Kalhawli Linnasrilmubin

Wab Athi Fi Ardina Ahdarrashid

Nahnu Jeelulbathl: Fajrulkadihin

Ya Rihab Almajd Udna Min Jadid

Ummatun Nabni Bi Azmin La Yalim

Wa Shahidun Yaqatfi Khatwa Shahid.


Shatunaljabbar Zahwun Wantilaq

Wa Qila Alizzi Yebniba Alrifag

Dumta Liburbi Malathan Ya Iraq

Wa Shumusan Tajalullayla Sabaha.

guy 1: hey man whats up
Guy 2: nothin' much just tried the Arab Lamb and got a lot of pleasure out of it

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Christian Lamb

A Gay 18 year old Virgin that plays Pokemon and has glasses that is poor and a retard to, hes 18 and in the 10th grade.

Dude have you seen that Faggot Christian Lamb?
Yeah, that kid is a fucking creep

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Lamb of God

A Groove Metal/Metalcore band.

aka NOT METAL.

Lamb of God is fucking terrible.

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Where's the lamb sauce

Something Gordon Ramsey continues his search for.

"Where's the lamb sauce?"
"Where's the lamb saauce!"

Mutton Dressed as Lamb

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.

“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

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