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Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time
"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation
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The sexiest sexaphone the world has ever laid eyes on. A charming personality never to be forgotten. Comes along with the words tasneem and sexy ..obviously has a great sense of humour..too cute for words.. (really bigging herself up ryt now lol)
Mubareka..!! You are too sexy!
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One cool mf that fucks milfs
Woah is that daddy sugar plum
When she pulls ur asshole out and licks ur inner guts clean
Last night my girlfriend Tennessee red plumed me all night
The runoff from a sexual session in which the prolapsed anus of a willing participant is hammered to the point of anal fissures forming causing blood to pool into the prolapse. This mixes with the fecal matter present in the prolapsed area and the resulting sticky white love piss of the external aggressor. Creating a purple hued substance known as plum sauce.
She gave me a jar of plum sauce, straight from the bowels of hell!
it's literally just a shit show. a town in pennsylvania where nobody can get their stuff together and do things they think make them hard asses.
"lmao imagine living in the ghetto"
"lmao imagine living in plum borough"
"same thing retard"
Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.
Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."