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Women want equality, and yet they aren't participants of the U.S's selective service.
me: wanna hear a funny joke?
bob: sure man
me: women's rights. Hi-O!
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Just a joke men made up so women would stop bitching.
Woman: "I'm so glad I have Women's rights!"
Dude "HAHAHAHAHA ME TOO"
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Typically women of African-American heritage. Humanity's best singers, and overall people you are most happy to see at a party. Natural habitat is spiritual gospel choirs that sing hip-hop renditions. Tend to mate with humanity's best comedians and athletes: Black Men.
e.g. Wanda Sykes, Nicki Minaj, Harriet Tubman
Woke guy 1: Hey man what are you listening to - is that Whitney Houston?
Woke guy 2: Nope, this is Aretha Franklin - she's the best.
Woke guy 1: Oh man - I fucking love Black Women. I think I heard she is dating Chris Rock actually.
Woke guy 2: Fucking love Chris Rock.
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when ur girl is going down town on you like no other, but you pull out and cum onto her forehead. slap on a bandana covering the goop and she then stands up in dismay but resembles wonder women.
when ur girl is giving you a knob nibble and gasps for air but tells you to warn her when you cum... tell her when its gunna go down and cum all over her forehead. grab a bandana (pre-folded)and slap it on her forhead. that way its stuck on there and she gets off her knees stands and puts her arms rested on her hips pissed at you not knowing she is posing like "WONDER WOMEN" and at that moment of her pose say Wonder women as they say in the movies and all.
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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "Women's rights"
Guy 2: ROFLOL!!!!!
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someone who is always worrying about the littlest things that don't even matter. they are usually women or (gay men) who care about gossiping/making fun of other people for there own amusement. they usually care about spreading gossip in a derogatory way, to make themselves seem "cool" . many rich girls are frequently wash- women, and if you are guy wash women you are most likely gay, but just don't know it yet.
"OMG. Did you hear what Tiffany said to Lauren's sisters aunts uncle?"
"No who gives af. Stop being such a wash women
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the most violent women of all, if you cheat on them, beware of the consciences, the main idea is they are some crazy bitches. But are the most sexy, and most wonderful cooks you can ask for. Mostly have hourglass bodies and a big juicy ass
steve: I cheated Mariana, what should I do
marlon: dude don't tell her shes a Latina
steve: I'm going to tell her
...
Steve: Hey babe..
Mariana: {slaps steve in face}
steve: what was that for
Mariana: I can sense that your cheating
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Marlon: what did I say, shes a "Hispanic women"
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