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kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 20, 2010

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Gutter Kitten

A girl who is white trash and sleeps around with guys.

Man did you see that girl at the party? She looked like a gutter kitten!

WOW, that girl was acting like a total gutter kitten.

by FNDJ October 11, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kitten Juggling

To hurl many small cats (aka kittens) through the air from one hand to another. This is usually accompanied by a hospital visit for the juggler if the kittens still have claws.

Kevin tried kitten juggling at a talent show.

by Fredbot January 13, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex kitten

A phrase given to a toy or person who is uncontrollably sexy in life, the bedroom, or wherever the sexyness is desired

Sex kitten: stephanie, playboy bunny, a kinky vibrator, or a person wearing sexy clothes

by miss. mercury July 20, 2010

234๐Ÿ‘ 169๐Ÿ‘Ž


discord kitten

a discord kitten is someone who meow meows for nitro, so for example, georgenotstraight is quacktitties discord kitten.

quacktittie- 'ur my discord kitten now george' *gives nitro*

georgenotstraight- 'ok daddy' *has 2 year nitro*

dreamwasgay- 'HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES...' *slaps quacktittie*

quacktittie- *coughs in ipad kid*

*EPIC ANIME BATTLEEEE*

now this is how being a discord kitten works

by dreamscolourblindboy June 17, 2021

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Brown Kitten

A combination of space docking and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance.

The brown kitten has all the fun of vaginal sex with the excitement of anal!

by hr2 September 22, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Kitten

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015

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