beaver that pickle

when your father nibbles the seeds and discards the rind

Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out

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pickle-slit

Another awesome word for "vagina."

Dude, I'd give my left dick to fuck her pickle-slit.

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booty pickle

When you take a poo and a long turd is dangling out of your anus that refuses to let go.

Sarah, straining over the toilet: "Ow! I wish this booty pickle will just let go!"

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Hot Pickle

Very Important or somebody who's might consider is 'on fire' or somebody whose very popular and proud

Dude: Mike your a hot pickel! You solved all your missing persons cases in record time! Every guy here wants to be your friend! Your so cool!
Mike: I know ;)

Or

Dude your a hot pickle! All the lady's want you!

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Pickle Bread

A happy vagina from phallic/dildo masturbation.

How do you make Pickle Bread? Use a dildo/dill dough of course!

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Beef Pickle

1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.

After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.

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Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

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