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a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.
it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox
Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.
As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
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Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time
"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation
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A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together
I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do
the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances
I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.
When a girl has a hot body but not a face to match
A brown bag (bb) is used to prevent you from looking at her while mashing
Look that girls got a hot body shame about the face definatly a bb situation
The scientific term for when someone gets stuck in a one-way hole (I.E. a Washing Machine) with no way to get out without the assistance of another party.
While doing the smex is the most common response to a Steppenbrother's Situation, it is not the only one.
Person A (Jack): Dammit Claudia, how the fuck did you get stuck in the AC unit!?
Person B (Claudia): Does that look like it matters right now!? Get me out!
Jack: Nah, as a high ranking member of the Mickey Mouse Club, I have to analyze this Steppenbrother's Situation so that it doesn't happen again.