Power Hair

A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.

Ryan: "Hey Sara, you know... you got some real power hair."

Sara: "Thanks?"

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

steak hair

Hair that looks like steak that everyone insults

Josuke has steak hair, man.

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

Auburn hair

Part of the red head or ginger community, with darker locks. The fire in their soles burn far hotter than the rest of the red heads. The dmv dose not consider this to be it’s own hair color, it is either classified as red or brown. These people are fierce and hate being called a Weasley, as a member of that population we will kick you. We all look diffrent, but most of us are cursed with easily burnt skin, have freckles, and lighter eyes. We know we have a beautiful hair color, you do not need to point it out because we where most definitely bullied for it when we where younger.

One of the most common misconceptions is that we are soleless, in fact we are not, we have been given the sole of a fallen Valkyrie, so we have the persistence and stamina of a Nordic god.

Don’t you dare point out the fact that we may have blond eyebrows, that is part of our dependence from Thor , it is caused by the electricity running though our veins.

Lily potter had auburn hair

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.

That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.