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a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.
"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"
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The coolest person ever to hit the rap industry. Shes fresh, stringy, and looks like toma. STRING CHEEZEE
String CheeseEEZY is soo cool! She is so stringy
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Someone who thinks they are clever and is trying to stir trouble with people on the net when a truly smart user comes along and owns them in such a fashion that they apply such tactics as to get the said person to dance like a puppet on a string
That Lindsay is owned by me like she was a puppet on a string.Watch me make her dance!
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A type of furry sex toy meant for anal penetration.
Boyfriend: "Are you kinky?~"
Girlfriend: "I mean.. I kinda like worm on a string.."
Boyfriend: "What the fuck."
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One day The Temptations, Jackson 5, Boys II Men, New Edition, and The Four Tops had a baby. And they named it "No Strings Attached". Now six friends, from different backgrounds, come together to make music as sexy, sensual, and seductive as EVER! It's like sex to your ears.....I hope you brought protection......we didn't.
Person 1: "Have you heard about No Strings Attached?!"
Person 2: "What you talkin' bout, nigga?"
Person 1: "They are the best group of voices ever to come together. I booked them for my wedding and they vocally skeeted all over my ear drums."
Person 2: "Haha stupid-ass Jive Turkey, you shoulda wore protection"
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WHat a whipped boyfriend woul buy his girl in an attemp to look not whipped, only solidifying his place as whipped.
"I bought the thong? WHose whipped now?"
"Still you, that v-string is 13 dollars for 5- cents worth of fabric."
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(1) a willing participant in, and usually the victim of, a blatantly false relationship; someone who is being used for the purposes of financial gain (2) A man or woman who blindly goes along with supporting the requests or actions of their supposed significant other, in spite of their better judgment, while rationalizing their behavior as sound. (3) One who easily complies under the assumption that their decisions are just because they are operating from a place of love, when in reality their relationship is a one-sided facade perpetrated by their partner to serve his/her personal agenda.
Nice watch, Branden. Where did you get that Rolex?" "...oh, Tammy got it for me." "Is that your girl?" "Nah, man...she's just a string piece.
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