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Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019


Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022


Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 9, 2022

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Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.

The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed

by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022


Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 26, 2009


kaukau lou polo i le wire

The samoan phrase meaning, you are a friend i cherish. It is used in a platonic way to show love between friends.

โ€œKaukau lou polo i le wire!!โ€
โ€œWow! Thank you! I cherish our friendship too!โ€

by ai kae <3 September 19, 2022


Wire Bungus

When your poops are really thin like wires.

"Bro i got some serious wire bungus rn"

by Extendedmeme September 23, 2020