Alan Myers

Straight up gangsta. A name that is given to rulers and kings by their slaves. Legends say that the first Alan Myers actually defeated Gangas Kahn and Conan the Barbarian. Although men given the name of Alan Myers are hard and violent men, it is also said that they are the best lovers, taking women to places they have never been.

After the town was captured, the men, women, and children that the beast spared, called said beast Alan Myers.

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White Alan

A Raver who knows how to have fun and parties all night long.

Going to Infected Mushroom and dropping xtc

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Brandon Alan

One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!

Brandon Alan gangsta Badass

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Alan joke

A joke that a large audience would find hilarious.

I just thought of a really awesome Alan Joke!

Cholera? Call her a what?

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Rebecca And Alan

The perfect couple and the nicest people to be around they are meant to be together and nothing can seperate their love for each other. In the future they will probably be married and have 2 children. Overall the are such a cute couple and will love each other until they die

I wish me and my crush would be like rebecca and alan

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woody alan

Its basically another name for a boner orvan erection

I hope they dont see my woody alan

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ALANing

To dog ones friends. Usually involves a video game LAN or miscellaneous asain person.

Can also be said as to Alan

"Dude, come out tonight"

"Soz, gotta practice for LAN"

"Wow, your alaning us again"

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