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Adam

Grade A douche bag with a little dick who loves to take it in the ass all night long.

Hi, my name is Adam Killian and I'm a flaming homosexual!

by sssamnaylor November 24, 2008

44πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A boy who likes to lie.
Usually six foot or taller.
Turned down this cute little girl, for an ugly fucking slut.
lies about having sex.
makes potatoes with hot sauce.
blonde,short,curly hair.
large penis.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.. that a girl usually can't stop loving. </3

girl:I had sex with Adam.
friend:No you didn't?Adam said he wouldn't fucking touch you.
girl:Oh:'( I'm not lying.

by the heartbroken one=/ March 19, 2009

34πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Adam

This boy ( may be a girl who knows ) is the Beast of the Ground
he is a mythical creature found to have married many mermaids and has a magical genie called Pooja
It is an amazing thing and a great friend to have, he really manages to make me laugh

Peter: What is that lurking in the bushes?
Nicole: I don't know, it looks like an Adam

by Ahah. September 8, 2008

25πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Adam

An asshole. The type of man who uses naive and impressionable girls for his own personal gain and leaves them emotionally and mentally traumatized. Untrustworthy, heartless, selfish, and uncaring. Doesn't take accountability for his actions and often blames the victim for the abuse.

"Adam hides behind a facade"

by H725H November 16, 2013

9πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Adam

Adam is probably the name of your super funny, super intelligent and unique friend. Most of the time adam spends is making others smile and laugh. Adam can also find too much stress as a problem sometimes and needs protecting. If you know an adam, you are more then aware that he is outgoing, vibrant and definitely one of the kindest people you’ll meet. It is not hard for Adam to see someone he may find attractive but it is rare for Adam to have a crush for someone, anyone lucky enough should seize the opportunity .

You’re so kind, lovely, sweet and good looking . You must be called Adam.

by Ninjaw1zard December 8, 2017

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam

The villain of SK8 the infinity. Also known as Ainosuke Shindo. He is a piece of shit dude who hit our boi Cherry with his ugly ass skateboard. Normalize blaming all your problems on Adam and Adam Apologists.

You: I hate Adam for hitting Cherry with his skateboard!
Me: As u should tho.

by Kuroo.Luv.Bot March 12, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.

Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies

by Anonymous Luntik May 6, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž