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When a man shits on his own dick and flings it at someone.
My boss was pissing me off so I gave him an African Stuntman.
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when the male puts his balls on the women’s eyes and viciously nosh off
come on babe, let’s do african goggles
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During the 1970s-80s black people thought it was smart to name thier babies with African names because they "sound cool", when black people don't care about true Africans who are treated shitty everyday.
Comedienne (forgot name sue me): The day after 9/11 my friend named her baby Taliban
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A frequently slow computer, translated to 'African' instead of 'nigger'.
DAYUM MAN, MY AFRICAN COMPUTER IS PISSIN ME OFF.
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when someone eats another persons shit, sucks their cock to the point to which they throw it back up onto the persons dick, and then sucks them off.
we might as well take this party to the african splatterhouse
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when a cigarette ash gets realy long because you forgot to shmea it
yoo look at this african king i havent shmea it yet
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An African American is essentially a black person. Us white folk are expected to call them African American or we are racist. Many African Americans hate being called African Americans, but if a white person calls them black, they go all "wtf your a fucking racist you honkey" on them. As do the other white people. So, if your black, go ahead and keep calling yourself "black" "nigga" and "negro", but if your white you'd better not call them any of those things, because you are going to be called a racist. So be a good little honkey crackka and call those self-proclaimed niggas, white-proclaimed African-Americans, African Americans.
White Person: HEY!!! wazzup my black buddy!
Black Person(cross out) African American: DAMN YOU FUCKING HONKEY TONKEY CRACKKA RACIST!! You betta be callin' me & my nigga's African Americans ya hearrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Later...
African American: Did you see that Crackka? He called me Black!! Nigga, I dunno how we even live in this white society. Damn boi! I get fucking harrassed by dem Honkeys every fucking day!! If I wazz white I would get A's instead of F's cuz Mizz Fucking José is such a racist too all us niggas! I bet they dont have to do no work!
Miss José: Boys, now, I helped you out here. I gave you a C instead of a D. Happy?
Good African American Boy: YES!!! I GOT AN A!!!!!!
*later goes on to be the next George Washington Carver*
African American: FUCK! A C! THAT FUCKIN' RACIST
* later goes on to be the next wanna be TI *
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