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Yes, I'm spying you.
Don't forget to clear your history search pal.
Imagine typing on urban dictiannory
" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "
bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊
When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER
Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;
hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
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A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.
I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version
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This is a technical role, requiring previous automotive technical experience and good communication skills
TAC (Technical Assistance Center) AgentA job working in a call centre with no benefits or opportunities, for a company whose name you can't say or spell unless you have a Bombay postcode, windows optional!!
Any applicants will be accepted so long as you can avoid taking calls phone in sick every time it snows,
Technical experience is not required if you can pick up a phone and take calls you can do this job,, as the Team leaders say you are not employed to fix cars you are here to take calls,
Normally your pay would reflect your experience but not in this role, we pride ourselves at Minacs we reward the employee’s with poor attendance and very little motor trade experience who normally would be sacked in any other job because of the amount of mistakes they have made but not at Minacs we give our staff time out for someone to one table football training, and as many courses as we can get you on..
Holidays you can take them when we say you can take them but we refuse to let you have time off for funerals.
Please apply if you like crap pay no benefits
We are also seeking Parts assistance consultants
Any experience working in KFC in Luton will guarantee you a job in the parts assistance centre as long as you can release calls and not raise cases , travelling expenses to and from work will be paid if your Mother's name is Debbie,
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Originally inspired by "James Bond" and "Cuming" (James Bond being sneaky and Cumming for...cumming!) The two together makes "Sneak n Cum Agents"
An organization/agency made by Menohh and Madcapgalaxy and TwentyTenor2 (Xbox live)
A group of people that try to be sneaky in EVERYTHING they do, or somebody massively perverted.
The members of this Organization/Agency are the stealthiest, most random, perverted agents you will ever find...in all the land
All sneak n cum agents must have the ability to run at high velocity and maintain a boner at the same time, You cannot be a Sneak n Cum agent without being perverted.
*Guy randomly streaks through a soccer field*
Meno: Dude! That guy is a Sneak n Cum Agent!
Tenor: I know!
*Guy skydiving naked*
Meno: He's a sneak n cum agent...
Tenor: I know!
*Guy sneaks around corner and passes heavy defence of a high security airport*
Meno: Did you just see that? That guy is a Sneak n Cum agent...
Tenor: I know!
*Meno holds an extremely hard boner looking at a hexy babe while running at high velocity*
Meno: I'm such a Sneak n Cum Agent...
Tenor: I know!
*Madcap finds his dads old SnCA Acedemy year book in his closet*
Madcap:M...M..My.....DADDY was uh...SNEAK N CUM AGENT...
"Sneak n Cum Agent(s)"
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a gay fag, he owns a ro ball league,
stupid;small;white;14;balti man
"if you ever see killacorey ( russian sleeper agent), make sure to pay official robux to stay safe!!!"
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OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")
Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".
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