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X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.
a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied
He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game
fat albert is the key.
dougdoug: dont click fat albert
chat: *clicks fat albert cutely*
poor guy who was the center of a meme
-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok
Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.
My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.
Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.
"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily
acrimonious: bitter/angry
Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*