Alive

A thing I don't want to be

Person 1:"Bro im so Alive"
Person 2:"Good for you man i don't want to be if i cant fuck ur mom"

Alive

A guy on Discord who likes to say Caca n shit, we have too many of them on our server.

Rin: HI new person!
New person: Caca
Rin: very Alive of you
GT: we already have enough Alives here
Emii: wut-

alive

the state of being active on a community or chat, not being dead

im alive now guys. what happened for the 200 years I was gone

Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.

Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!

re-alive

When you alive after you die

I died.
But then I re-alived.

gayest looking man alive

john

"is that the gayest looking man alive?!"

Hottest Person Alive

Fiona Roll

Fiona Roll is the hottest person alive