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Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”
Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.
I'm going to take a Alcoholic Aquarium!
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A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.
I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!
An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.
John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.
A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.
--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."
--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"
When a whole carton of beer or a bottle of spirits is dropped and smashed. People will often step away from the contaminated zone and only the generous will assist the victim to clean up and provide a new stock of booze (such assistance will render the victim dependent on the aid provider).
It can lay waste to a party, leaving people with thousand yard stares and in a state of dispair. Rare event, causes shock, uncertainty and fear. Can start arguments. Alcohol rationing can result. If no rationing can lead to 'haves' and 'have nots'.
A single occurence at a party will seriously affect the party. A second occurence can be catastrophic and end said party. It can even cause people to go straight home and not venture out further. In extreme occurences, it can lead to people curtailing their future social activities.
Jane: hey Tommy, what was the party like last night?
Tommy: horrible, I don't want to talk about it.
Jane: why not?
Tommy: some idiot knocked over the table with all the spirits on it. All of the booze was gone in an instant. It completely wrecked the party. People were looking at each other, like, what happened? how did this happen? what the fuck are we gonna do now? horrible
Jane: what a clutz. Sounds like a hiroshima of alcohol, best that you get out of there
when you really want sex but sex is alcohol
Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown