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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
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National drop kick annoying white women day is a holiday for every October 39
We Annoying White Women on sight
“Hey did you know it’s, National Drop Kick Annoying White Women Day?”
“Hell yeah let’s kick some white hoes!”
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arty the one the only dick head who is the worst person alive
ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN
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YOU KNOW WHO YOUSE ARE
going out there
I see u
Well not really BUT! its true
People who say they look bad to get the other person annoyed and earn a free compliment Example
Girl "I look terrible"
Boy " No you dont"
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I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture
Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts
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God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.
I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying
New Term.
Just some jackass who won’t just shut up anything and everything.
Is a bother amongst others.
Doesn’t know when to fucking quit.
No quilt nor shame just an annoyance amongst their peers.
This guy keeps bitchin about how he’s been played by some girl who ghosted him on a date. Whining like a girl. Annoying piece of shit, get over it.