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An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.
Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."
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when you've taken too many laxatives and your butt basically gets a hangover from all the drugs and ends up diarrhea-ing (the same as vomiting during a hangover..except out the other end) and its quite unpleasant because one's butt gets quite tired and the cheeks get very confused and dizzy.
morgan: awww mann i have such an anus hangover, my butt keeps missing the chair when i try to sit down and it hurts!
susan: poor you! ya really gotta lay off the laxatives cause i heard that your cheeks can switch sides if they get too confused! shnikes!
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The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.
My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.
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mental and physical deterioration after extreme exertion.
Yo nig, that mile swim we did was scrait anus.
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when a person puts his finger in another persons anus blocking anything that comes in or out and then the other persons job is to let out some farts which would make a wierd and funny noise, it is a friendly and fun game. finger-less people can use a cork instead but avoid standing in front of it.
i wanted my crush to laugh so i anus plugged my friend
we stayed plugging our anuses all day long
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A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.
"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."
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Blunt force trauma to the anus.
I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.
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