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A secret society/support group for high school students victimized by a complete loss of sleep, breakless stress, and chronic homework. Those that choose to join either scramble for a way out as soon as possible, begging their conselor on their knees, tears welling in their eyes, or they are subjected to this cult of misery and despair, initiated with a tornado of homework and a test they were not prepared to take. You can find these wandering souls in the hallways, but don't worry, most of them aren't ghosts. They just look that way because of all the time they spend sobbing, reading the textbook, and missing sleep. Don't let the pale skin and sunken eyes fool you.
"Welcome to AP Euro. You will at least once about this class by the end of the year."
"I just took my AP test for AP Euro, and I don't know what to do with my life. What was it like before I spent my entire weekends writing five page essays and studying out of the text book?"
A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.
Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!
An Uneducated person who acts like a primal being of the inferior creatures from the 3rd world. Usually descending from the negroid people of Africa.
“Hey you see you that kid over there who listens to NBA Youngboy and talks like he is dyslexic” - jack
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
This is a common type of depression that people seem to get when taking an A.P. class.
This homework is starting to give me AP depression.
A terrible disease infecting all high school juniors taking Advanced Placement Language/Composition, or commonly known as APLANG/APLANC/AP English. This rendition comes in many forms, such as:
Type A A-Plague: Having so much work from this class mixed with extra-curriculars and other AP classes to the point that you just don't care and can't muster yourself to do homework.
Type B A-Plague: Being able to care for and only for AP Lang.
Type C A-Plague: Turning into a raged demonic zombie who seeks to chase and kill all souls not enrolled in AP Lang.
Example 1:
Samantha: John, may I copy your dialectical journals and rhetorical analysis for AP Language/Comp?
John: No, I have the AP Plague.
Samantha: >.<
Example 2:
Cody: Let's go play football at the park this weekend and go to this concert!
John: No, I have the A-Plague, I have a timed essay monday, a 3,000 word satire essay due, watch recordings of The Colbert Report to analyze, and annotations for the first half of To Kill A Mockingbird. Then, I have to study for my APUSH test and read all the chapters. Then a physics lab report. Then a mountain of Calc homework. Then economics and spanish tests to study for.
Cody: Your a fucking loser dude.
Example 3:
Jamal: John, are you okay?!?!?
John: "proceeds to bite and devour jamal, the non-AP student"
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to go ape- shit is to go completely crazy, to give up on any logical way to solve a problem and resort to violence.
Oh no you didn't
I Did!
Im gonna go ape-shit on your ass!
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A 1967 film by 20th Century Fox Starring Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, and Kim Hunter. This movie was a legendary science fiction film where apes rule over men. This movie won an Honary Academy Award for Outstanding Make-up Achievement. The movie made 4 sequels, 2 TV series and a whole bunch of contrerversy.
have you seen Planet of the Apes?
Ya the one where Apes can talk but humans cant.
Ya that movie had pretty cool make-up didnt it?
Ya it won a record for costing so much money for make-up.
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