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a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.
girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.
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A dumass that kicks you in the ass when you walk by him.
You running into the classroom and you walk by him hi is gonna smash you balls and youre asshole
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Someone that won’t let you publish your Urban Dictionary definition because they think you and your words are bullshit.
I wrote definitions for Emily Skinner and Cody Bellinger, but some assholes rejected it!
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Someone who is self centered, spoiled, and total dick. Who's rude to everyone including you.
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A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.
Look at Randy, he's such an asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings , but his own.
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the second best part of the female body (the first is the vagina or pussy) it’s her turd cutter, her ballon knot, her brown eye. some are big and loose, some are small and tight, (i prefer tight). don’t be discouraged to lick a girls asshole. sure it’s where their shit comes out, but it doesn’t matter as long as they washed it. besides, some people are into eating shit.
Guy 1: “Hey man guess what I did last night?”
Guy 2: “What’d you do bro?”
Guy 1: “I ate Ashley’s asshole!”
Guy 2: “Oh nice man! How was it?”
Guy 1: “It was amazing!”
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