snatch attack

Dying to perform oral sex on a female!!

During our hotel stay, Charlie had SUCH a SNATCH ATTACK!!

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cardiac attack

the act of cuffing your hand together and with great force pushing your hands towards someones upper chest area created by a character named "Super Jerk" which appears on the popular internet comics Cyanide And Happiness

Cardiac Attack Shapow!!!

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sloth attack

-Raise your hands above your head in a claw-like fashion and move extremely slow towards the person whom you are attacking. Continue to attack the person by moving your feet up and down extremely slow until your face is right in front of your victim's chest. Continue by slowly raising your right arm over the victim's left shoulder and around their back. Next put your left arm over the victim's right shoulder and around their back so that you can lift yourself. Finally, wrap both legs around the victim extremely slowly, then slide down their body until you land on the floor.

-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.

Johnny made the group laugh when he did a sloth attack on Jim.

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Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a specific gender that was made fun of in 2014 as a transgender joke, but now several former Air Force members have come out as an Attack Helicopter/Apache Helicopter due to there sentimental attachment to their own helicopter. The pronouns are Heli/Copter/Helicopters. Though many members find this gender to be a very offensive joke, but what is really happening is the members of the Attack/Apache Helicopters are being oppressed by the people who are fighting against oppression. Though there is less than 100 people who identify with these pronouns, they are still a part of this society and are getting pushed out by the LGBTQ+ community.

Attack Helicopter Definition: a gender in which few veterans identify as.

Examples
“I identify as an Apache Helicopter.”
“You are a transphobic and you aren’t funny”
“But I have an attachment to my Apache Copter, and I identify as that now to show my thanks and connection to my copter.”

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Stack Attack

When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).

All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.

DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"

Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"

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Sudden Attack

Sudden Attack (Korean: 서든어택) is a free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter online game developed by the South Korean company, GameHi.
Very popular in South Korea and the game is currently going around the whole world (eg. South East Asia, North America).

Sudden Attack can be seen as a different version of Counter Strike.

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Art Attack

1. Attack of artistic origin. Allows the attacked person to create amazing drawings with little or no effort. Usually involves the continuous chanting of the word 'draw.'

2. Term coined by Mark Kistler of the T.V. show Imagination Station.

3. Violent attack involving art supplies. Usually leaves the victim dead or seriously injured.

Look at what that art attack did to Jimmy's drawing!

Mark Kistler created the term 'art attack'

Bill impaled Jim on his pencil during his art attack.

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