AUGUST 1

National date day ; go on a date with anybody and see how it goes

OMG August 1 national date day is coming up I should totally tell Nick so we can have fun

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august 13

the bad bitch day. everyone acts like a bad bitch on august 13 and if you were born on this day then you're The Bad Bitch™

depression: boo
me: i was born on august 13 bro i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

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August 31

national bottom day! appreciate your stupid ass bottom friends

person 1: hey dude, did you hear about August 31st? It’s National Bottom Day.

person 2: oh wow, really? well i appreciate you

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16th of August

Only the best people have this birthday , if this is ur birthday congrats ur welcome ! This birthday is joint best with June 1st

“When’s the best day to be born”

“16th of August”

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August 11

If you were born on this day, or any other day in august.. Your Parents failed NO-Nut November

Think about it.. It takes 9 months for a women to go into labor. 9 months away from November is august soo.. August 11 is a sign

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August 24

National Kobe Bryant day. The day that we honor Kobe and his numbers: 8 and 24

"Bro what are you doing on August 24?"
"It's National Kobe Bryant day, we watchin' his highlights all day baby."

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August 26

Cuddle, kiss our f your crush
Ask him out
Tell him you want him
Wtv just make sure he knows his your crush

Person 1: On august 26 I throwed a party and invited my crush and told him I liked him
Person 2: omg is that the day he asked you to be his girlfriend??
Person 1: yea I'm talking about my current boyfriend :)