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The act of running full speed, and ramming your fist up ones ass
Guy 1:See that preppy guy over there?
Guy 2:Yea
Guy 1I gave him an australian uppercut
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Australian lips are the lips of a woman in the "land down under" referring to Australia's nickname
Oscar- Dude, last night I kissed Jessie's Australian lips
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The act of urinating on a girl's "down under" after engaging in sexual intercourse. Alternative to the American "golden shower".
Mate 1: Did you root that girl last night?
Mate 2: Yah mate, but she didn't enjoy the Australian Piss I took after we finished.
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(n) The best breed of dog in the world. Small enough to fit in ur bag, and big enough not to be a cat.
Billie-May! Billie-May! Hellllooooo!!!!!!
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When 2 Australian men and one Australian women with Syphilis they will come together and use her ass as the taco shell she queefs her green vaginal water into the taco making the lettuce like the Sour Apple Smoothie and then one of the men takes a shit in her ass making the taco meat almost alike to the Alabama Hot Pocket and then for the cheese the man will pee in her ass and ass its all sliding out they both jump in to eat
Q:Dante why are you throwing up?
A:Long story short I was hungry, I ate and I didn't like the food
Q:So why is Brian throwing up too?
A:We both ate a bad taco
Q:A bad taco? Did you share one? and why the hell wont Kendyl get out of the shower?
A:Look like I told you we were hungry, we ate, we didn't like it but atleast we tried something new now stop asking question
Q: NO tell me what happen
A:We tried out an Australian Taco please don't tell anyone!
I cant believe you
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The female version of teabagging by squating over someone while they are passed out and kissing them with your lips from down under.
You better take your shoes off or you'll get Australian Kisses.
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When you take a crap in a girls mouth and then 69 with her (toilets flush backwards in Australia)
I gave your MOm an Australian Toilet
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