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BMW i8

An incredibly cool hybrid invented by bam to just say fuck you to the Toyota prius

Dude have you seen that BMW i8 it totally looks better than a prius

by Geordie person May 24, 2015


BMW M3

The king of all mid-priced high performance sport coupes. Known for being the bench mark for all others in its class. Predominantly owned by cocky 25-40 year old men looking for an automobile that provides a high level of status combined with incredible performance.

The ultimate "Whip" for any 16-21 year old male due to its ostentatiously good looks and striking road presence (unfortunately none of them can afford one).

26 year old male pulls up to stoplight in his new BMW M3 only to notice a group of Teens staring him(his car) down. Quickly he presses the launch control button and as the light turns green floors the gas. This results in him leaving a 25 foot cloud of smoke in the air and ignites the neighborhood with the sound of succes. The teens are left with blank stares on there faces, jaws hanging open.

by Jmann93 November 18, 2011

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bmw m5

As stated in Geneva in March 2004 the M5 will have over 500 HP. The M5 will be able to put out over 100 HP / litre. The official specifications are:

Engine code: S65
8250 rpm redline
507 HP (373 kW) @ 7750 rpm
520 Nm torque @ 6100 rpm
Weight: 240 kg
Stroke: 75,2 mm Bore: 92 mm
MS S65 engine managements hardware, software and functioning are developed in-house at BMW M

Gearshifts are possible with the SMGIII even with the throttle pressed fully to the floor.

by lue_driver March 31, 2005

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BMW M3

First produced in 1986, the 3 Series E30 M3 was the product of a factory effort to participate in German Touring Car racing. The primary opponent was the Mercedes 190 class. Both companies recognized the great interest in racing and the positive effects of racing on auto sales.

The power plant is high-performance 4-cylinder, a direct descendent of the M10 F-1 powerplant. The engine has a forged crank, a four valve head and strengthened internals, with 2.3 liters and 195 hp with a catalytic converter and 200 hp without.

by lue_driver March 31, 2005

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BMW Brad

The magnetic attraction a self centred douche bag and the automotive equivalent of a Giant Douche.

That is the worst driving I have ever seen. What a typical BMW Brad.

by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

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White BMW

A car that every Persian guy ever will drive

Tricia Takanawa: "And what will you buy, every Persian guy in the world"
Ever Persian Guy "WHITE BMW!"

by Shotbot101 April 21, 2015

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BMW X5M

Fastest SUV in the world currently. will kick your cayennes asses, SRTs asses and most cars on the road. When you think of suvโ€™s or crossovers you think of slow. That is exactly the opposite of the all new X5M and X6M with a 555-hp 4.4L twin-turbocharged V8 that takes them from 0-60 in just 4.5seconds . This is faster than the BMW M3 coupe which BMW says does 0-60 in 4.7. dont worry though you will need around 95K to purchase one

passenger in porsche - shit you just got your ass kicked by and SUV.
porsche driver- yeah thats the new BMW X5M from they are really fast

by sebas00701 October 24, 2010

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