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to have something stuffed up your butt
My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.
Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.
A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.
X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.
‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’
a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.
dont belive a thing brandon says
brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
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