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You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"
2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.
Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.
The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.
"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"
When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.
Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”
What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.
Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon
Hooker2: NO WAY!