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You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.
Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.
The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it
"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"
When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.
Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".
Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".
Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.
Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.
My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.
The act of filling a balloon with the alcohol of your choice and chugging it.
Yo, did you see Tommy balloon-gunning those four beers last night?