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The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.
Mike: My Pepsi's missing
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
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Those two guys in the corner are a couple of fanny bandits.
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a person of the indian race. example haramndeep.
see that guy over there, hes a sand-bandit
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The flaps tailors cut in the back of suit jackets, ostensibly for ventilation, but actually to allow arse bandits easier access. Most modern jackets have either one or two bandit flaps upon them, but traditional, well cut and stylish jackets will have nothing to do with this bizarre practice.
"Look at the bandit flaps on that guy's jacket!"
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A female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the vagina during sexual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.
"Hey, Tim. I hear you hooked up with Amy last night."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
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A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.
"josh c is an arse bandit"
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Someone who looooves the cock.
Fuck off you cock bandit.
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