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Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"
This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"
"Barne's Test mate?"
"Yeah ok she's alright."
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A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.
Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "
Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "
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Derived from early doors, this means early
It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.
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A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.
Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.
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A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.
I.e. slimans entire immediate family
Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of water and grey goose. Add ins include chests, also known as nuun electrolyte tablets.
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”
Let me get a “long-barn”
Or
I’ll have a “long-barn” with a chest
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when the decor inside some ones home or business resembles the interior or exterior of a barn.
most common in rural communities
"hey Renee, what do you think of the new paint job at that neighbourhood sports pub?"
"meh, It's alright the colour is kinda Barn-esque though..."
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