modern baseball

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together

"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"

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Baseball Bitches

A girl who only goes for baseball players/hooks up with baseball players

“Ashley and veronica you two are such baseball bitches since you only go for baseball players”

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baseball banger

A girl that only fucks/hooks up with baseball players

Abby is such a baseball banger because she only fucks baseball players.

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Baseball Players

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.

John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

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boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

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Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

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baseball catcher

Fatass who can't play the infield and is the coaches son

Scott york is a baseball catcher

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