just the base

Like "just the tip", this game would be reccommended by a male wishing to have sexual intercourse with a female. The difference comes along in hoping the female will confuse the two games and gives the male permission to insert his entire penis to "just the base".

Bob - "Molly, maybe we can play just the base.

Molly - "Fine, Bob, only if it's just the base of your penis."

Bob - "Ok babe." (Inserts entire penis into vagina)

Molly - "Bob! I thought you said it was going to be just the base!"

Bob - "it is just the base...the base of my penis is in your vagina."

40👍 5👎

grab it by the base

what a girl with skill does when she is giving a guy a blow job.

"She used to grab it by the base...she'd talk to it...it was amazing", said Kevin.

22👍 2👎

10th base

For all those people out there who keep typing in base numbers , there isn't anything past this.

Man 1: Dude i went to 10th base last night!

Man 2: Dude, wtf is that?

656👍 146👎

space base

crack (freebase cocaine) and PCP (angeldust). mixed together and smoked usually in a blunt

yo you want come drop space base with us

44👍 6👎

Eleventh Base

69ing and then trying to eat your partner whole before they eat you.

M: I heard Gunnar and Kate went to eleventh base last night

S: Oh my gosh, did they survive?

M: I think Gunnar did, but he's lost his legs, and they had to pump 20kilos of Kate out of his stomach.

49👍 7👎

29th Base

Having sex with a PoKe'MoN (Digimon don't count because Digimon fail).

Dude #1: Dude, I F***ed with my Gardevoir in Emerald!
Dude #2: Dude, that's 29th Base!
Dude #1: I know!

50👍 7👎

Based Day

Based Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on August 17th, the birth date of LIL B "THE BASEDGOD", the foremost patron saint.

tybg we have anther day to celebrate Based Day.