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When you have sex with at least one of each race: white, black, asian, hispanic.
Dude, I'm gonna go hit on that asian chick, I'm trying to bat the cycle.
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Had a shit. Sometimes it can be stated as "dropped his bat".
Especially funny when cricket commentators observe certain things.
"Don't go in there for ten minutes I've just dropped the bat"
"O jeeeeez have you dropped your bat"
In cricket commentry...
"Montgommery to bowl to Jefferies now and ... oh .. jefferies has dropped his bat in front of the stumps, and its put the wicket keeper off his concentration"
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To not give a flying fuck
When the popo be discriminating on black people, FOX News don't even bat an eye!!
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In early 2020 the covid-19 outbreak occurred leaving many to wonder how it originated, it was believed to come from a bat. On Twitter a viral video of a woman eating a bat soup with the misleading caption claiming she started the pandemic, the video was quickly debunked as the video came out in 2016, 4 years ago in Palau not Wuhan but it was too late as people have been misinformed.
Bat soup is a racist term and is entirely untrue to the covid-19 outbreak origins
Person 1: Ugh I hate wearing a mask! It’s all because some Chinese chink ate bat soup.
Person 2: Don’t say that, that’s racist.
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Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,
The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations
I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.
I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"
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When a person's trousers and lowered and fasted around the buttocks or just below them. Usually common in rude boys and people who live in certain areas and estates. Originated from a prison where all black men had their belts taken off them because one black man strangled a white man with his belt, this caused their trousers to lower as thay walked. This was then taken up by people outside.
O my God bruv, look at that brers low bats.
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1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".
2. Masturbation
Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.
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