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To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.
Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.
what a real man would say..
bill: lets go fishing.
joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.
bill: dude bros before hoes..
joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.
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The way lunatics from New Jersey think is the proper cereal etiquette
"Did you hear that lunatic Cal-dog does milk before cereal?"
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what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.
He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.
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A phrase for girls to use pertaining to putting girls before guys. Clicks as in clits. Girls have clits, guys have dicks. But clit is often called click instead. It rhymes. =
Omg, im so done with guys" "Welp, clicks before dicks girl.
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yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.
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Something that eternal virgins say increasingly on World of Warcraft. Seriously, some people act like WoW is crack.
Fat Geek: Hey man I need $15 Dollars to keep playing WoW this month?
Me: Isn't it free?
Fat Geek: No. Just please give me cash?
Me: No, I'm taking my date to the movies.
Fat Geek: C'mon man, MMOs Before Hoes?
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Oh yea, let me add something else here, remember ' bros before hos'. Lets see how many of those jack asses from high school who say ' bros before hoes' are still around when the shit hits the fan. Maybe 1 or 2? if that, if youre lucky, but the majority will desert you, the same ones saying dont go with that ho/slut whatever they call her. The bros are JEALOUS of the relationship, they arent out for your best interest. They say they are but when the shit hits the fan you see whos the one stickin around, its the one they called the 'ho'. The one who was slandered by the double standard and your bros envied the relationship, finally these assholes got over the fact you were with her, but they tried everything in their power to DESTROY the relationship, finally they get their own women , 'if theyre lucky' but you wait and see whos the one who sticks around, Its the woman. Not the bros.
The womans heart you have forever, the bros come and go. Maybe one or 2 will stick around, still they are jealous too. 'bros before hoes'
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