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A common bet done in Middle school or High school when idiot men do a little of manly toughness when getting the affections of really pretty girls. For example, a commmon gentlemen's bet sounds like:
Hey i bet i can get her number before you can.
other guy: You're on!Lets start this gentleman's bet
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One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.
Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.
In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.
Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.
In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.
Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.
In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.
Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.
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an expression meaning a situation in which one factor alone can change or cancel out everything
When Janine is around Corey, all bets are off...the poor dude just can't be himself anymore.
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a deliberately annoying, or innocently stupid way of saying "you betcha" (first noticed on The Young And The Restless spoken by Victor Newman)
Hey, turd! Do you want a beer?
You bet you.
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Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on
i'll bet you the phone book bet that i wont break any of these bottles of shine!!!
The situation has drastically changed. Any guarantees, implications, or assumptions regarding its outcome no longer apply.
The car should run OK. If you wanna race it, though, all bets are off.
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An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.
Waffle House bet: Ten of diamonds and two of hearts ... All in pre-flop.
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