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Brown Betty

When someone squats over a sleeping person's face, and someone else wakes the sleeping person. As soon as the sleeping person wakes up, the squatting person shits all over his face.

Rusty passed out at the party Friday night, so we decided to give him a Brown Betty.

by shuffshuff May 25, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Betty

A Person who is Super Shady and does underhanded shit to you. Someone who stabs you in the back and is fake to your face!

She tried to get at my man when I left the room! That bitch a Dirty Betty!

by Speak Your Piece June 28, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 24, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smokin' betty

An attractive woman.

I got some smokin' betty 's over there and they want us to play a gig! That blonde wants to ride my wrinkle stick yo.. (from tenacious d and the pick of destiny)

by pseudonymwtfisapseudonym January 20, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Betty Belle

Is a beauty that is other worldly, wise beyond her age, sharp, intelligent, sassy. No stranger to danger and adventure she will most likely become batman's side kick or better. Men fall at her feet and ladies improve their tan in the warmth that is her smile

That was so 'Betty Belle'

by Shaggy13 December 19, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Betty-Jean

The act of giving out too much sex in the tenth grade.

Girl 1: Man, girl 2 is such a slut. She Betty-Jean's everyone!

by Themagmacubed November 14, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Betty

Any caricature of a woman by the name of Betty who is inherently evil or gives you the evil eye (aka the stinky eye) or looks at you with daggers in her eyes. I knew such a woman. She went about like a roaring lion (or like the devil himself) to see whom she could devour. No one was safe when she was on the prowl & anyone could be trampled underfoot by her or run roughshod all over at a moment's notice.

Before I even knew who she was, I could sense someone staring at me & when I looked to see who it was, there this vile woman stood, from the far side of the room, looking at me as though she could finish me in just one look & as if looks could kill. I inquired as to her name & was told it was Betty & immediately the song Black Betty by Ram Jam came to mind.

Had Black Betty ever had a child, Black Betty's child probably ran wild just to get the HELL away from Black Betty, running in fearful asymmetry as far and fast as his or her little legs could carry him or her!

Black Betty is the kind of woman, of whom you can't help but wonder how she even got a husband, much less kept him. The kind of man who is completely emasculated, spineless & without backbone who keeps shrugging apologetically for his wife's deplorable behavior.

The kind of blackness that is under the guise & garb of being religious or more like Pentecostal/Charismatic pseudo-religious to boot while trying to shove one's own ugly version of religion down everyone's throat & out the back of their neck. But not without also assaulting people's character, making sweeping value judgments about others, always having a hidden agenda & scaring small children first.

by JoliEsprit February 25, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž