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Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.
LOOK OUT! THERE IS SPIFFY BOLOGNA WATER OVER THERE!
The feeling you get after a night of hardcore slamming.
Joe, "how ya feeling?"
Sam,"I spent the night at my girlfriends and have a case of Bologna Balls"
Joe, "Oh wow, good for you! Want some Ben-Gay for that? I have some back at my desk."
Bologna puckles is an insult made by a five year old that tends to add silly things after a real word
You are a bologna puckle.
I don't like bologna puckles!
When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.
Hey bro what you end up doing last night?
Just another bologna night stand.
The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
Anyone want a bologna smoothie?
Mrs Packerton from Sally Face is a savage.
"DONT EAT MRS. PACKERTON'S BOLOGNA! ITS MADE FROM HUMAN FLESH!"