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Has the biggest head and most crooked
Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean
A person who is from the rancho
"SI señor yo soy del rancho!"~Brandon
A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.
‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’