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brass ladle

The phrase used to describe a man's phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color...to a brassy shade. A festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.

Brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the "brass ladle" dragon. It can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.

by Wheeskers December 26, 2013


Brass Verdict

When a closet serial killer with an attitude problem decides the police's job wasn't enough, so decides to commit murder and satisfy his own perverted desires, thinking he can justify it because the victim of his homicide was a criminal.

"Johnny gave the guy who was deemed not guilty by the justice system a brass verdict! Who would have thought you could get away with murder if the victim was accused of a crime?"

by Sprig of basil July 28, 2023


Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018


chop a brass

To have a sex with a prostitute

I'm gunna chop a brass tonight

by Paul smith aaaa January 6, 2017


Brass

A sophisticated device that's used to collect liquid, which is usually recognized as saliva.

The floor requires regular cleaning after the performance given by brass players.

by Gouache September 25, 2019


Brass

Grim, ugly, not nice, disgusting, gross.

Ugh that sandwich was brass.

What is that smell, that is brass!!!

by Psych100 June 18, 2020


Brass

You use Brass as a term to insult something or something, someone could be brass or something could be brass.

Conor- "Hey man I think she pretty fucking hot"
Patrick- " Nah man she's fucking brass"

by itsyoursidechickbitch January 4, 2015