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Ebola Breath

Breath that goes beyond stank. It smells like you're dying.

"Joey brush your teeth you have Ebola breath."

by Death by Breath August 18, 2018


beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader October 11, 2015


kebab breath

Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocket in which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (Friday) night before.

that's serious case of kebab breath you have there honey

by Seanipops April 16, 2004


lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.

While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.

by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016


Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017


wang breath

breath that taste's and smells like a penis, even though it is not a penis

"did you smell venus's wang breath this morning?"

by bevannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 15, 2009


oat breath

When she sucksyour dick, and still has the breath after

Man, that was great, but I still have the oat breath.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016