A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating
“Eww Look at that fat kid”
“Yeah His name is Brendan”
He is tall and handsome, some people have crush on him
Smiles alot, even when he says "No"
Loves football
Stands out even when he tries to blend in
Brendan loves football and dreams of playing it one day, saying he's good at dribbling.
He keeps smiling and laughing even when he means it
A guy that is immune to diabetes
Brendan eat so much chocolate how does he not have diabetes
I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty
I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick
minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.
Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.
Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot
Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute