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Brendan

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating

Eww Look at that fat kid

“Yeah His name is Brendan”

by Anonymous 514 May 19, 2019


Brendan

He is tall and handsome, some people have crush on him
Smiles alot, even when he says "No"
Loves football
Stands out even when he tries to blend in

Brendan loves football and dreams of playing it one day, saying he's good at dribbling.
He keeps smiling and laughing even when he means it

by Youstanz June 9, 2023


Brendan

A guy that is immune to diabetes

Brendan eat so much chocolate how does he not have diabetes

by Lee bear May 25, 2019


Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty

I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick

by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021


Brendan

minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.

Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.

by Xeno_xx1 May 20, 2021


Brendan

Note to ParentsModern Slavery Act

Brendan.

by president clemmy December 8, 2019


Brendan

Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot

Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute

by Big long slong July 25, 2019