Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps

Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes

Bump It Out

to get hyped about going to the gym or doing something extremely crazy. Or it can be to get something done and over with.

Dude, I am so tired of all of these exams. I have one more left, I am just gonna go Bump It Out!

I have not been to the gym for 2 days. Lets go Bump It Out!

sex bumps

When a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of sex

Person 1: omg! My face is breaking out with pimples!!

Person 2: Those are aren't pimples. Those are sex bumps!

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bumped uglies

another world of having sex

janice:Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

joey:Well, that's really adifferent question.

janice:I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together has never bumped uglies
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Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

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Bump

Bump - as in to stitch someone up.

"arr you jus got bumped off hard bruv"

or on opening a newly purchased wrap of drugs that fails to meet expected standards (sizewise) "thas a bump!"

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bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

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