cecile the slug

Sexually fustrated priest.

I became Cecile the slug!

Slug Toucher

A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.

Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.

slug around

To go around looking for something to do or looking to bother/talk to someone

Example:

Dude 1: hey man what are you doing?

Dude 2: I’m just slugging around...
Dude 1: That’s kinda sad dude.
Dude 2: I know but it’s fine you should try to slug around too sometime.
Dude 1: I might try it...

Slug Roaster

The act of one giving a man an Indian Burn on his erect penis.

"Tina got mad last night when I tried to insert my penis into her butt hole, she then turned around and gave me an intense slug roaster."

Sewer Slug

A piece of shit which has slowly slid down the toilet bowl and left a poopy trail.

Alex sent some slimy sewer slugs slithering to their underground graves.

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Slug in the groceries

Used to describe an undesirable outcome. Also appropriate to describe the act of being struck in the testicles. Analogous with a "kick in the nuts".

Pat: Did you hear about Marc catching the HIV?
Derric: Yea, what a slug in the groceries.

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Acid Slug

One who does LSD. If you walk around the neighborhood at night without shoes and not give a fuck. Laughing your ass off at everything.

One from the psychedelic era, who believes the world is better on acid. Therefore they are an acid slug.

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