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To go on a first date with a girl who ate chili one hour previous to your encounter, and to aggressively finger her asshole just as she's squirting resulting in a complete evacuation of all lower body fluids typically creating a massive shit mess on your own body parts and anything nearby.
I was banging this chick and got really tired so I asked her to use her dildo on herself while viciously fingering her anus to regain some HP so I could continue banging. Unfortunately, she began cumming and I ended up giving her a dirty butler
basically like Barbatos from obey me
can't date him tho he's programed to be undateable
person1: hey dude can you name a seggsy butler?
person2: i only know Sebatian and Barbatos
A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.
He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.
two of the best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boys born and bread fuff as fuck fuck and good in bed
kp and butler donny boys boyo shit if I had a kp or a butler I'd be wetter then a spastic chin two of best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boy born and bread ruff as fuck and good in bed
A product created by a Florida man for dog owners to carry dog waste, hands free, while walking their pooch. There's a website, YouTube video and everything.
My dog dropped a turdzilla on his walk, but thanks to Poo Butler I could still walk hands free.